Quest log — entry 16 July 2026
Press Start — I Turned My Portfolio Into an NES Game
The old site was nice. This one has coins, a warp zone, and a god mode. Here's why I rebuilt my portfolio as an 8-bit game, and what's hiding in it.
You found the blog. Nice. This is where I write down the useful bits I’d otherwise forget.
Why an 8-bit game?
The old site was a brutalist portfolio: pink, loud, with a terminal in it. I liked it. I just didn’t remember much about it once I’d closed the tab.
The sites I do remember are the ones that let me poke at things, take a wrong turn and find something the homepage never announced.
So this rebuild has one rule: everything should reward poking around.
What's under the hood
No frameworks, same as before. The whole thing is:
- Static HTML pages, one per screen
- Vanilla TypeScript bundled with esbuild
- Tailwind CSS v4 with a custom NES-ish palette
- Markdown posts compiled to HTML at build time by a ~70-line Node script
- A Cloudflare Pages Function for the contact form
The chiptune sounds are synthesised in the browser with the Web Audio API — square waves, like nature intended. No audio files, no autoplay, muted until you say otherwise.
Things worth trying
I'm not going to list everything, because that defeats the point. But:
- There are coins scattered around the site. They do something if you find them all.
- A certain famous cheat code works here.
- There's a console hiding behind the backtick key.
- The 404 page is playable. Getting lost has never been this productive.
If you find the warp zone, you have my respect.
What's next
More posts will land here as I build things—mostly Laravel, Vue, TypeScript and Swift. Usually shorter than this. Usually with more code.
Thanks for playing.